Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.